He’s “this many” old.
Our son told his preschool teacher his mom has something* in her top drawer to pull eyeballs out.
* Eyelash curler? We asked him to show us the eyeball-puller, and he claims he can’t remember what it looks like, but maybe it’s this thing (a hair clip).
Unless he’s talking about the top drawer in the kitchen, then it’s definitely the strawberry huller. That thing could pull an eye out!
Annabel, on her birthday . . .
* Before age two, our ped’s office lays the kid down on a piece of paper and marks their head and feet, then measures between the marks for height. This was the first visit where Annabel was measured while standing. Supposedly it’s more accurate.
Doctor M: “How many words would you say she knows?”
Us: “?????. She speaks in SENTENCES.”
Someone got a piggy for her birthday . . .